The Competition Page

 


This is where I'll be offering prizes to everyone who wants to take part. There will be an assortment of stuff to win. The applications can be done through email and snail mail.


Time's up! So did you get them right?
The answers are as follows;

#1. The last night date of my tour is 20/12/99
#2. The first venue was the Shetlands
#3. Chicken Vindaloo is Dave Lister's fav curry.
#4. Philippa Forester is my Co-presenter on Robot Wars.

Well, here are the lucky winners and loser.

First prize goes to; Michelle Barker from Doncaster, South Yorks.

Second prize goes to; Clare Waites from Victoria, Australia.

Third prize goes to; Scott Burns from Petersfield, West Sussex.

Finally, the prize for the worst entry goes to; Marcus Owens from Princeton, New Jersey.
Marcus, why do you enter competitions you have no idea about?

For everyones amusment, here are his answers.
#1. What is the last night date of my next tour? Answer "When it finishes"
#2. Where is the first venue of the next tour? Answer "Where it starts"
#3. What sort of curry does Dave Lister prefer? Answer "Banana flavour"
#4. Who was my co-presenter on the last series of Robot Wars? "R2D2"

As for the tie breaker, I can not print here, far too rude, sorry. But for his troubles, he has won a pair of my used and unwashed socks.

Many thanks to everyone who entered.
The next competition is on my Red Dwarf page. Especially for Dwarfers. Check it out here


Well here is the first competition!

*The winner will receive a special video filmed 'LIVE' on my last tour, plus copies of my books, all signed by me.

*There will be three runners up, they will all receive copies of my books and a personally signed picture.

*I have decided that there will be a booby prize for the worst entry!

So, what do you have to do? Simple, just answer the questions below and finish the tie breaker.

#1. What is the last night date of my next tour?
#2. Where is the first venue of the next tour?
#3. What sort of curry does Dave Lister prefer?
#4. Who was my co-presenter on the last series of Robot Wars?

The tie breaker is; I want the video because,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,? (Max of 15 words only)

That's it, simple eh? You can email me the answers at [email protected] or for snail mail, the address is;

OnLine OnCraig
PO Box 536
Addlestone
KT15 1WA

Please include your name, address and how you found my site.

Closing date for this competition is 1st September 1999.
The winner will be judged on all questions answered correctly and the best tie breaker.

That's it, the winners will be published here. Good Luck!

 

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